I'm not kidding. I thought I walk fast until last September while at the beach.
I went out on my walk and I looked up and saw this guy walking along at a great pace and I thought, I'll just catch him to push myself a little harder. Well a couple miles went by and I was barely making up any ground on him. Wow, he's fast. Then he crossed the street and disappeared. I was crushed. No one had ever been able to out pace me.
On I went, until out of the corner of my eye someone came up next to me and it was him - my dad. Just kidding, he could have been my dad. I popped out my earphones and proceeded...
